Healthy Gums

Dear Jitters,

            I don't know what toothbrush to buy.

Signed,

Anonymous

 

Dear Anonymous,

            Considering I spent a somewhat ridiculous amount of time deciding whether or not this is a serious question, I feel like I have to give you some sort of guidance, so... here you are:

            Don't buy the kind with really rough bristles or anything. They're cruel, and I'd hate for your gums to be painful and swollen for weeks just because your school newspaper advice columnist didn't answer your question about toothbrushes.

Signed,

Jitters